Saturday, March 6, 2010

April Fools Day is a Holiday To My Husband

My husband is a practical joker - I never know what's going to jump out at me.... I'm a creature of habit... Every morning before I can do anything - I have to have my cup of tea - I heat the water in the microwave and because Dusty (the husband) knows me so well - he gets me every time... I have had stuffed snakes - fake spiders - you name it - it's probably jumped out at me.... April Fools day is his favorite holiday...and yes, I do mean holiday.. My friends can attest to some pretty good ones he has pulled on me.

One year he set all the clocks in the house, my car, and my watch one (1)hour ahead - so when I woke up - I assumed the girls and I were an hour late for school... I rushed them getting dressed - shoved the cereal down their mouths and jumped in the car breaking all kinds of speed limits only to arrive at an empty school - it was empty except for the before school childcare - I walked into the childcare area - I looked around and I asked my friend who worked there where everyone was... she looked at me like I completely lost it and then her face breaks out into a smile and she starts laughing... I mean laughing really hard.... and she said - oh, Dusty got you good this time.... it was 7:00 am.... Last year, he took all my right shoes out of the closet and hid them and I have a lot of shoes.... picture me on the ground in my closet trying to find a matching pair.... yep it took me a good 20 minutes to figure that one out..

This year I want to get him and I want to get him really good..... any ideas?


ScoMan said...

That's fantastic!

I'm so doing the clock thing at work this year. I'll get in early.. and then go home.. and then come back..

Ideas? Hmmm..

Cut the brakes on his car. Hilarious.

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

OMG, your husband is a STINKER!! That would drive me crazy! (then, of course, make me laugh hysterically!)

I'm going to have to get back to you on ideas, this is going to have to be something GOOD!!

VKT said...

That is too funny....I know it wasn't then.


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