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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Choosing A Wife


* Sent to me by a friend - thanks Jan... Loved the laugh!

A man wanted to get married.. He was having trouble choosing among the three likely candidates. He decided to give them each $5000 to see what they would do with the money....

Candidate 1 - She spent the $5000 on a complete makeover.. she had her hair done.. new makeup. Bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man.. She tells him that she has done this to more attractive to him because she loves him so much... The man is Impressed...

Candidate 2 - She went shopping and bought the man gifts.. She bought new golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and nice expensive clothes for him.. As she presents the gifts, She tells him that she spent all the money on him because she loves him so much... Again the man is Impressed...

Candidate 3 - She invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.. And again the man was obviously very Impressed...

So the man thought for a long time about each woman and what she had done with the money he had given her... Then he married the one with the biggest boobs...

On a side note.... There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky books and lasting erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.... I'm just saying....

Hope you enjoyed the Funny.....

**Photo from yahoo images



2 comments:

digitalcatharsis said...

hahaha!

just bloghopping dear... :)
cool site u have here!

Marcia said...

Thanks for the follow! Following you back! Love your jokes and ideas!
Marcia
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